#jokes🤪

У нас такого ещё не было🤗
Анекдоты мы ещё не рассказывали. А зря!
Это ж так полезно👍
🎉настроение🔝
🎉учим английский непринужденно
🎉новые слова приходят в контексте
🎉развиваем чувство юмора
🎉осваиваем культуру языка
Ну прям полное погружение🚀
Анекдоты выбрала простые, короткие и забавные
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First snake: I hope I’m not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet
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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."
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Have an excellent mood!😄