Jokes Vladimir Putin celebrated his birthday. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country. An American and a Russian are arguing about which country has more freedom. The American says, «I can walk right up to the White House and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing bad will happen to me». The Russian replies, «Guess what? I can walk in front of Kremlin and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing will happen to me either» Question to Radio Armenia: «Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?» Answer: «Of course it’s possible but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?» Russian doctor: «This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression». Patient: «Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?» @one_story