#intermediate #joke 🥤 The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. 🧬 What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat? Explanation: This works on a couple of levels: as wordplay (genes vs. jeans) and as scientific fact (genes can determine(предопределить) body shape) 💡 A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”(путешествую налегке) Explanation: Photons are particles representing an amount of light(свет).