In our town, we have really smashed and evil roads Our people break legs even at their harmless crossroads Through these cracks constantly oozes canalization And our schools are deeply in need of electrification
There’s no X-ray in our hospitals, everything’s simpler A doctor can see through your bones, and he’s not a swindler And to construct all the public trashcans and benches There was spent zero dollars and zero pennies
Pipes leak in all of our flats Our asphalt is now all in rags Our houses crumble down like eggs
But our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” But our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” But our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” “Panamera”, “three sevens” license plate
We have only three small trams in our rather big town They don’t have panes, wind just blows them up and down Our buses are crowded like a tremendous meat grinder And only the bravest old ladies can really survive it
There's a mere one ambulance for all the people (A mere one) And if you need it, you’d better not be a cripple (Don't be a cripple)
But nobody ever will tell, no, nobody ever will tell That our transport is actually so close to hell
For our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” For our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” For our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” “Panamera”, “three sevens” license plate
My citizens! Listen to me, I’m your mayor There’s no car like my “Porshe Panamera” And maybe you think that it cost me too much But I can assure you, it's worth it as such
So tender leather, my ass breathes anew And my favorite thrill— a panoramic view This car ionizes the air inside So I can escape the stench outside
Believe me, our town, I love it so much That’s why every day I (fuck it so much) And all of your taxes I (love them as much)
And our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” And our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” (Not some crap of yours) And our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera” And his son has a “Bentley Continental”, shiny gold