malloc() and free() are a bad API

If you need to allocate dynamic memory in C, you use malloc() and free(). The API is very old, and while you might want to switch to a different implementation, be it jemalloc, tcmalloc, or mimalloc, they mostly copy the interface. It makes sense that they do that – they want to be a mostly drop-in replacement, but it’s still unfortunate because malloc() and free() are a bad API for memory allocation. Let’s talk why.